Maha Mammay: Maha And Mehak On FTV

The following are vidcaps from the showing of Rizwan Beyg (how pretentious can you get when you have to spell your name like that ?) new line on FTV Pakistan, dated 26th December, 2007. In them are starring the titillating duo of Maha and Mehak.




Are these two sisters ?, I don't know. But if you cover their heads with a brown paper bag, they certainly look like sisters from the neck down. Both are amazonian goddesses with big, round tits.




They remind me of that song from The Commodores:

She's a brick----house!
Mighty mighty! just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house!
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
Ain't holding nothing back.




What happens when you combine two great pair of desi tits together ?. You get Maha Mammay. I have to confess I have never gotten too comfortable with that word "Mammay" for tits.




Maybe because the word is too close to "Mummy" and one can get into awful hot water, not to mention real screwed-up (and since when did that stop any horndog desi ?) if one was not careful. Those Oedipal connotations could be confusing.




The white bra that Mehak is wearing, is supposed to be a blouse that goes with her sari. That 'blouse' is hiding less than if she wore a regular bra. Can you imagine if MILFs started wearing these creations for real at desi functions like dholkis and mehndis ?. All those bouncing, sweaty, saNwali cleavages could lead to only one thing: after the aunties put their kids to bed, wild orgies all night.




Think of the possibilities. It could do wonders for our gene pool. Check out the muscular definition on Mehak's back, while at the same time she's sporting the most delicious looking tummy that one can feast on for days. You can't go into a gym, train and get a hot body like her's. This is just nature's gift to her fans.

Aamnah Ahmed: Red Carpet's Boobalicious Queen On CNBC

Usually I don't find stuck-up broads sexy. Unless, they have huge round knockers like Aamnah Ahmed. She is the host of the show Red Carpet on the CNBC channel, which airs late on Saturday nights.




She was interviewing a writer of PTV dramas last night, when I happened to catch her in the act. She has all the usual aristocratic airs which come with a priveleged desi background. A real 'Taming Of The Shrew' candidate, after Elizabeth Taylor.




But it's the knockers that separate her from the herd of prissy little brats. They are huge and they are round. They are so big, she has trouble folding her arms, lest they bubble out from under her chin. That's some good genes there.




Of course, when you are a male testosterone factory , you immidiately put two big-tits together and come out with just one titillating conclusion: underneath the ice queen facade, lies the heart of a kinky seductress.




We are talking Fredricks of Hollywood, multiple piercings, strategically placed tattoos, two-somes, three-somes and more-somes.




Bent over a chair and wanting to be canned for being such a tight-ass all day. I think you got the picture.




My respect for Nasir Hassan (the writer being interviewed), has increased many folds since this interview. Not once, did he lose control and try to oogle her massive tits, or jump out of his chair and try to squeeze them like it was a 2-pack of Charmin.




At the end of the interview he did get teary-eyed and cried for a bit, but that doesn't have to be from Aamnah's hour long tit-torture. It could've been anything.




She was wearing black and had that stupid motif design hiding her tits, yet she could not camouflage them. It's tough to keep a good tit down.




In one vidcap you can make out her bra cups which nearly cover all of her tit-flesh. As a card carrying registered tit-man, I resent it sir! how dare she... deny us the mammary memory.