Syra, The 'Most Wanted' VJ

Following are the caps of the MTV VJ Syra, host of the show Most Wanted. MTV was lost when Mahira left (or was pushed out), until Syra arrived and filled the gaping hole of charm, charisma, personality, beauty, style and mega-cuteness. You can sit and watch Syra, mesmerized, for an hour and it feels as if just a moment had passed.




Here I would like to share a personal theory with you. It's called "The Special Theory Of Beauty & Booty". It says that there are two types of beautiful girls: (1) cute 'n pretty and (2) hot 'n sexy. And never the twain shall meet.




The former is pretty and cute, with a care-free and bubbly personality.




You can have riveting conversations with her, on subjects of fun 'n fantasy till they announce breakfast, to your collective dismay. She can be an inspiration, a true friend, a valued companion and a great ally.




Sex with her can be great, but never spectacular. Her inhibitions and hangups ("Did you wash that thing ?...", "You wanna put it where ?...", "Eww!, I am all sweaty and icky"), tend to get in the way.




This girl is not just born a pretty face. She is the culmination of a well-rounded education, a grounded disposition and a privileged background that provided her with sufficient distance and shelter from the hard knocks of life that sow the seeds of cynicism and bitterness among the rest.




The latter is a sex bomb. She reeks of it.




From the way she caresses her tresses, to how she locks eyes and plays chicken with you, to win. When she walks, she swings her hips as if doing the tango with the wind. There is no need for witty repartee, or tete-a-tete in a corner.




This girl needs to be kneaded --like a pizza dough, covered in your special sauce(s), allowed to bake in the heat of passion. Then put on the counter top and split apart with your tool after which you devour her. From top to bottom, front to back, crust and all until your appendages, face and mouth is covered, with her. In her.




This girl is like Chinese food. After an hour you start feeling hungry and want more. Dirty, sweaty, icky is just the way she likes it and when she is done for the night, you pal... are done for the week.




I am not sure where to put Syra, just yet. She is so pretty, so sweet that you want to put her in front of you, look into her big brown eyes and just listen to her talk. It's like warbling of the sweetest nightingale. You wish you could go to sleep looking at this vision with the sweet music in your ears.




But then she is so sexy with a hot body that you want to make a Happy Meal of her. She may be the first one that defies the special laws of cute vs. sexy. As a fan, I am more than satisfied to just sit back and watch her do her thang on TV. I am pretty sure whoever is the lucky guy who ultimately gets to win her heart and hand, will be in for one hellavu ride, for the rest of his life.




I have one word for her: a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e.




One just hopes that this amazing beauty, this stylish cutie and chic hottie, continues to appear on-screen, for as long as she can (and wants to), so she may light-up our hearths and hearts. Syra is special. Not the kind that sits on the small bus, but one who shines atop the Christmas Tree.




For the complete set, click here.

Here is the accompanying video, so you can get an idea of what I have been yammering about:

Muzna Ibrahim, Doing The VJ Thang

Following are the caps of Muzna Ibrahim from the Oxygene Channel, where she is currently hosting a music video show "IDOLS". It is centered around the pop idols of the 80s. Aside from appearing as a model in music videos and acting in drama serials, Muzna has now done relationship advice shows, children quiz shows, cooking shows, health shows and now she is a music VJ here. I am sure I missed some scoops from her professional career in between.




Muzna has shined everywhere, because she is not just another smart cookie (a practicing medical doctor). She is a pretty, sexy hottie who is blessed with brains and a great personality. She is charming, effervescent, quick on her feet and extremely tolerant of fools around her. Doing a cooking show with the magalomaniacal chef Mehboob is not an easy gig, as Nyla (another medical doctor) found out. But Muzna is giving that a shot these days and good luck on that.




Here Muzna is wearing poured-on jeans which are hugging her svelte thighs and beguiling curves. I must confess I was a little disappointed to see her hiding her hips with that ugly dark wrap. This girl has an amazing booty. Big, round and juicy. Made for jeans. The sort that guys keep digging up in ruins all over Egypt and Africa. The kind that our ancestors used to revere and worship. And here she is, hiding that! ... oh, what a cruel world we live in today. Muzna, flaunt it if you got it, honey!




Here is the accompanying video of Ms. Muzna. A picture of vivacious charm and personality, not to mention the astounding assets.

Sophia Mirza, Double Bubble

Sophia Mirza was born on 23rd March, 1983. She completed her primary education in Okara, Punjab. Then moved to Lahore to do her BA in journalism. She worked in PC Lahore for five months and then briefly joined PIA. In 2007 she was the Jazz Mobilink girl. She fell in love and married Umer Farooq on Feburary 16 2006 and moved to Norway. She returned to Pakistan and their divorce was finalised in June, 2010. She cited his "bad habits" as the primary reason. The Lahore High Court granted her custody of their twin daughters in August 2, 2008 and limited contact with her ex-husband. On June 19, 2009 when the two girls went to meet their father at a court appointed venue (Avari Hotel), he kidnapped them. She has appealed to the Chief Justice and High Court to get them back from him. The husband still maintains residence in Norway.

Sophia Mirza rejoined the media upon her return to Pakistan. A veteran of print and TV, she is now doing modelling shoots and appearing regularly on fashion related events. Still in her twenties and having been blessed with unique angular facial features, a curvaceous figure and some acting skills which can be further developed, there is no reason why she shouldn't shine as a bright star in the rapidly developing media market at home.



That was a brief synopsis of her bio. Now we investigate another kind of back ground. Usually, when you think of Sophia Mirza, you think of a beautiful face with amazing bone structure. The sharp jawline, straight nose, large expressive eyes and heart-shaped lips. But what isn't explored and kept under wraps, is her spectacular butt.

It is not every day that you see a North American face, on a South American body.



Connoisseurs of the derrière need no explaining that all butts are not created equal. While amateurs think it's all about size, it is not. It is the shape, density and texture which separates any ordinary fat butt, from a phat butt. While the former will make you skip lunch, the latter will bring on the munchies.

The biggest prize in the butt category is the highly sought-after and elusive "Bubble Butt", which Sophia Mirza proudly boasts. It is round, it is firm and it is out there. The smaller ones are referred to as "Apple Bottoms". Diamonds may be forever, but butts are for a lifetime. Long after boobs have lost the fight with gravity and turned into silly putty, a bubble butt will still be singing Bob Seger's tune:

Like a rock, I was strong as I could be
Like a rock, nothin' ever got to me
Like a rock, I was something to see
Like a rock
[Bob Seger, Like A Rock]



These caps and accompanying video remind us what else is special about Sophia. A legacy she carries behind her, butt, can't boast about. It is therefore, incumbent upon sahib-e-nazar and everybody with good taste to acknowledge, appreciate and celebrate such rare attributes.

Sophia Mirza is beautiful; whether she is coming or going.



After going through a series of butts, for research of course, I believe I have found similar construction on a few girls. Mind you, it took some doing to find matching quality and size. These girls are prized and highly regarded for such blessings. For folks who want to pay their respects, they can watch sightings here, and observe how such natural wonders are properly nurtured and cared for, in other parts of the world.

Sophia Mirza video accompanying the above caps is presented below. The designer of her plastic bubble, the lime green leggings and top is Design-O-Rama.