Mathira, In A Black Sporty Bra

Following caps are of the Pakistani yogi Mathira, from her show on Vibe TV which was broadcast earlier this year (Feb. 2009). I had an earlier post with her wearing a similar outfit, but when I look back at those digicam caps, with their glaucoma look, there has certainly been a marked improvement in quality.





I had been meaning to put these out for a long time but I felt there should be no compromise on quality this time around. Therefore these caps and the accompanying video is captured at 1280x720 resolution, with a frame rate of 30/sec, which translates to about 400MB for the 8 min. video. By the time you are done... watching, that is, you will be intimately familiar with every nook and cranny on her delectable, creamy, caramel body, besides the helpful exercise routine. I hope this does justice to this beauty and her ground-breaking work in the field of fitness.





On this particular show, Mathira is demonstrating yoga exercises that are designed to restore the natural curvature of your spine. That allows for a better posture and fewer complaints of back pain. But there is more to it. As Mathira put it, "Male, or female, they all need a curve, to bring out the perfect body".





What that means, is that right where your spinal column begins to peter out nature intended for you to have a little rounded curve, so that your butt would stick out (a universal sign of fertility), helping you attract the opposite sex. Sometimes nature is too generous to some individuals. That can cause rubber-necking, dilated pupils, sharp intake of breath, fogging-up of glasses and temporary paralysis --in the rest of the population. They can't help it. You can't fight millions of years of Natural Selection.





Ever since I can remember, I have loved cold coffees. Something about that tall, frosted glass. Two round scoops of coffee ice cream on top. A creamy, refreshing liquid at the bottom that, while it goes down, lights up all the nerve centers in your brain, like a pin-ball machine. You can suck it, eat it, drink it. It's terribly confusing for the pleasure center in your brain, when a giant cold coffee comes dressed in a Nike sports bra.





Mathira has started a spin-off show on Vibe TV, where she takes viewer calls and hands down advice, on matters of the heart. The usual boyfriend and girlfriend trouble. Last time I caught her show, she was defending Valentine's Day with an irate female caller (who clearly hadn't gotten a Valentine), and who was using the usual ploys of nationalism and the stick of religion to bash her. Here, Mathira is adorably naive and wholly unprepared for the onslaught. One should stick to one's strong suit, which in Mathira's case, are little spandex thingies from Nike.





There is a vast sea of naysayers out there right now, who have willingly resigned themselves to a life of perpetual misery and wretchedness. If all was well in our world, their world would be in a crises. Far from trying to assuage their concerns and engage them in debate, the Mathiras of the world would do better to continue to do their own thang and light-up this joint. Their beauty, grace, sexuality, sensuality and elegance will get us out of this darkness and send the vermin flying for cover.





Mathira, please get your round, beautiful, adorable booty to a Nike store and buy tons of colorful (we have seen black) spandex stuff and come back to your original yoga show on Vibe, honey. We miss you. Let Sabahat, Shaista, Amna and Nadia yak-it-up. There is only one Mathira. The girl with large, beautiful eyes, raven hair, a bright smile and liquid caramel body that can be stretched-out and then folded back into a delectable array of yoga positions. This girl doesn't need to say a lot. Her lithe and limber body, refreshing sensuality and positive attitude speaks to the kind of clean and healthy living that would get a rise out of the most sordid and sickly out there.





Click here for the rest of the picture set.

Here is the video. Watch it in HD to get the most out of it. Enjoy.

Sana Tariq, The Indignant And Righteous Babe, On ARY One World

Geo News is now a poorer place, after the departure of Sana Tariq and Asma from it's ranks. While there is scarce news about Asma's whereabouts, we are now blessed with two hours of wall-to-wall Sana Tariq on ARY News' "Bakhabar Savera". It's a morning show, starring the lovely Sana Tariq. At the beginning, her makeup was a mess and the lighting was atrocious on the ARY set, casting unseemly shadows and playing havoc with her complexion. She also confessed to being sick, down with some bug, and showing it.

But that is all in the past now. Today, the set is well lit, the makeup just right and she is her old self on the new set, ie; enthusiastic, effervescent, vivacious and wholly cute and charming. If you close your eyes and just listen to that sugary voice, it's akin to the warbling of some melodious bird. Each syllable is clearly enunciated, after having been dipped generously in honey.

This clip is from her September 20th, 2008 appearance on the show. The US had landed it's extremely brave and trained Rangers in Angoor Adda (FATA). They stormed the houses, killing women and children, after making sure the men were away. This episode introduced a fresh spine into our exalted leadership, who stood up and raised their fists in the way of the utterly impotent, staging make-believe rage for local consumption.

Sana Tariq is explaining the reaction of Shah Mahmood Qureshi, our frequently MIA Foreign Minister. Just look how adorable she is, while explaining America's fault lines, our (very real and unfortunate) complicity with them and exhibiting a little bit of her own, personal outrage. Here she is, supremely adorable and choo cute! filled with the anger of the righteous. You just want to pinch those full rosy cheeks and go "Awwww!".

Nadia, The Most Adorable Host, On Samaa TV

The following caps are of Nadia, from her show Hit Parade, which aired on May 26th, 2008, on Samaa TV. After Javeria Jaleel, if there is an adorable face on TV today, it's of Nadia. On this particular show, she was interviewing the lanky, smart-ass Ali Salman. He's the comedian/host with tits that are now bigger than your average Pakistani girl.




Nadia was a little taken with the comedian, who wasted no opportunity of dropping names and then apologizing for it.




Maybe it's the aquamarine print dress, or that fabulous hair. It could be the sparkle in the eye, or the blush on her cheek. The pearly white teeth, or the mischief around the corners of her mouth which makes her such a treat to watch.




She is a bundle of emotions and can run through the gamut in the blink of an eye. She was understandably somewhat overwhelmed interviewing a guest who claimed (on numerous occasions) to be the long time, fast friend of the director/producer of her show. But she didn't let that bother her too much and stuck to her program notes. In the end, it was Ali who was sweating bullets and seemed to be melting into his seat, under the barrage of her questions. The girls got chutzpah.




I was a bit surprised, when I saw Nadia acting in a drama (have caps, will try to dig them out later). She seems tiny sitting there, but she is fairly tall and has a great body (read: butt), especially when she is wearing tight fitted jeans. The drama was being shot at some campus, where she was doing the role of a student. Not the greatest actor (just yet), but who's really watching today's dramas for the acting. She is delish.





Here are the rest of the complete set of caps of Nadia, from her show Hit Parade on Samaa TV, which aired on May 26th, 2008. Enjoy.