Asma Asim, Celestial Beauty On VIBE TV

A beautiful woman is like a bad fart in a small room; nobody can ignore it for long. You see it everyday. When a sexy girl walks in, life comes to a standstill. All eyes are on duty, hands... later on on deck. Even the self-righteous ones who are faking it. Following are the caps of Asma Asim, hosting a show on VIBE TV on Thursday, May 22nd, 2008.




This petite little girl is gorgeous from head-to-toe. A beautiful mane of luscious dark hair, coiffed to perfection. Features that Ashwairya Rai would give her left gonad for (trust me on that). A smile that lights up a room. A petite frame with wild curves and tits that belong in the Hall of Fame.




Her tits are huge, in comparison with the rest of her delicate body. They are not mutations, but perfectly symmetrical and tear-shaped. Big, round and firm knockers. You don't see them everyday. They are such 'bad-asses' (by which I mean um, good, just checking), that she has brought a bed sheet from home to cover the right one. Maybe she mistakenly subscribes to the theory of too-much-of-a-good-thing. But you never know. We might turn into crazed monkeys on acid, if she had shown both.




Aside from her obvious charms, she has an adorable personality on-screen. She is soft-spoken, charming and gracious. Above all, extremely patient. The two guests she had on, were evil witches from Hades, who kept screeching incoherently and sounded like a pair of kytes on a hot summer day. But she kept smiling, nodding and managed to get the odd word in.




If eyes are a window to our souls, I see a wonderful soul inside a knockout bod here. Hope we see much more of her in the future.

Juggan Kazim's Even Sexier Alter Ego, Jay Kazim

Juggan Kazim grew up in Lahore. She went to Grammar School, then to Kinnaird College for her FA and then... then she popped-up on the Zoo TV Beanbag Show. Right ?.

Wrong.



Juggan Kazim finished High School in Pakistan and then she went to college in Canada. She changed her name and did a few commercials, print modeling, stage plays and then did movies (WHAT! ?, she changed her name ?). Yeah, she did. She changed it to Jay Kazim. Actually, come to think of it, a smart move. She starts in Pakistan with a clean slate. You can read all about it in her interview on Spotlight, among other places.



Now about her movie(s). It's a critically acclaimed Anglo-Indian production, called "Pink Ludoos" released in 2005. It is also set to be released under the name of "Sweet Destiny" in 2008. The writer is a Sikh girl with a Christian name, the director is an indian-born, canadian-settled desi. Then you've got a pretty Pakistani girl in the leading role, playing a hindu. A real mix fruit chat, if you will.



Juggan is playing the role of a horny, free-spirited girl (slut), who gets pregnant with triplets from her desi pot-smoking lover, played by an indian actor named Jazz Mann. She is abandoned by her family and decides to take care of business on her own. Hurray! for single teen mothers. Now you know why it was critically acclaimed. They just finished giving an Oscar to Juno, and Juggan is far hotter than that Ellen Page.




The film won a handful of awards. It was compared with Bend It Like Bekham and Bhaji On The Beach. You can read it's reviews on MyBindi, Boloji, Asian Media Org, Hyphen Magazine, Play and Praxis Film. But if you want to see a trailer, you can get a little taste of it here.





Juggan Kazim is humping a guy in a parked car. She is french kissing him elsewhere in the movie and who-knows-what-else in between. You'll just have to beg, borrow, or steal the movie to find out. Who knew, eh ?.

Natasha Hussain Models Bikini Sari On FTV

These vidcaps of supermodel Natasha Hussain were taken from a Shirin Hassan fashion show covered by FTV Pakistan. It's no secret why Natty (Natasha Hussain) was chosen to be the official mascot of PakiKaki.





She is, IMO, by far the most sexy and glamorous supermodel in Pakistan today. And it's not just her awesome figure. She is also blessed with the most elegant and delicate features. A work of art, from head-to-toe.





Seeing her, one can't help but be reminded of the couplet, "Kinna sohna tenu rubb ney banaya, Dil karay vekhda rawan". In these particular caps, she sorta looks like an Egyptian queen, surveying her domain.





Speaking of surveying, kindly survey her bikini top. The most alluring feature of which, are the adorable bits of her tits which have been left out in the cold. I can't think of any model who could've pulled-off this daring outfit with such style and cool confidence as our Natty. The clear alabaster skin, the svelte body and the coiffed hair. She simply looks ravishing up there.





One can only hope that this trend takes off and in the next Shaadi season, we have aunties running around in such bikini blouses around the buffet table, where uncles are trying to gorge themselves with breast pieces. Let's hope they don't run out of chicken.





Growing up, for me there was only one real supermodel, Paulina Porizkova. She combined beauty, elegance, charm, purity and above all that inherent sense of quiet confidence and entitlement that screams "I am gorgeous, worship me! you mortal". She made a movie with Tom Selleck, Her Alibi, and she turned out to be just as charming and pretty in person. Natty reminds me of Paulina and judging strictly on the established ideals of beauty (features, proportion, charm, personality, elan, etc), Natty easily comes out on top.





Today, most of the ramp models appear to have a toothache and/or seem to be working under extreme duress. Not Natasha. In most of her appearances on the ramp, she smiles warmly and takes the time to acknowledge the crowd. She appears comfortable on stage, supremely secure in her beauty and the effect it's having on the audience.





That's unlike the ex-models Iffat Umer (hag), and Z.Q. (nag) who have expressed their derision for ramp modeling in Pakistan and how it 'objectifies' women (must have been reading an old copy of Cosmo). Natasha seems to get off on all the attention and admiration that comes her way, from a gratified audience.





I still remember the day somebody sent me pictures of Natasha Hussain. I could not believe that somebody so pretty and sexy, fragile and fresh could be from Pakistan. Back in the Dark Ages, we either produced models who looked guilty and scared, or lollywood starlets who looked gaudy and glazed. All the pretty and polished Pak babes back then, were hiding up there in the attic, with Anne Frank.





But it takes more than beauty to be a sexy supermodel in Pakistan. Natty is also brave, honest and generous to embrace her sexuality and willing to share it with (esp this part of) the world. Not in the traditional cheap and vulgar fashion that makes you cringe, but with poise and pizzazz that lifts the spirit and makes you glad to be alive.





In an interview to DAWN, she claims to be a fan of Enid Blyton and her kid seems to be a fan as well. Anybody who likes Enid Blyton, is alright in my book.