Sunday, January 11, 2009

Fauzia, The Flounder Downunder, On FTV

Following are the caps of the Pakistani supermodel Fauzia Amir, Amazon class, from FTV. Since this channel, for whatever asinine reason, has been taken-off the most widely distributed cable company in Pakistan, it may be sometime before we get to see such lovely candid pictures of supermodels again, if ever.




Fauzia is getting dolled-up here for a photo-shoot. She first gets her face painted-on. Then her hair is put-up in curlers, blow-dried and combed and coiffed into a nice little bun. After which they roll out the bling-bling. Quite a build-up for a few minutes of click-click.




Anybody remember Yasmeen Ghauri ?. She was born to a Pakistani guy and a German mother in Canada. This supermodel was Amazon class, beautiful and not too shy in front of the camera. For desis around the world, she remained the prime object of desire through the 90s. Yasmeen was pretty, but Fauzia is just as, if not prettier. The oval face, large eyes, straight nose, classic cheekbones and a razor sharp jawline.




You add the distinct emotive capacity, unique to desi hotties raised among their own (naaz, nakhra, andaaz) and Fauzia comes out on top. The only question remains is how much of her pretty self, is Fauzia willing to share with her adoring fans.




The one thing unique about Fauzia, aside from obvious good looks, is proportion. From her head, down to her toes, every feature is symmetrical and perfectly in proportion.




If you didn't have a frame of reference, she could pass for a 5'3", which, given her height is remarkable. Because when you are as tall as she is, you are apt to have something gargantuan hanging off of your body. Like a frighteningly large head, hands, or feet.




Some jugglers out there might look at her and think the jug is half-full. But I think for her particular field her tits are just the right size. Fauzia is waif thin at this time. When she gains a few more pounds, they will look even lovelier and are sure to stand the test of time and of man.




She was on the Nazia Malik show on VIBE TV (Diamonds Are Forever) last month and try as she might, Nazia couldn't get her to say anything even mildly controversial. To mundane questions like favorite designer, photographer, place-to-shoot, city, color, etc ?, her patent answer was "Sub hee achay hain". Phew. Could a political career be far in the offing ?.


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